'Oh I salute you dark emperor of the western civilization. I thank you for allowing your humble server to enter your sacred shrine of consumerism, to roam your inexplicable labyrinth of flat packages and take home what millions before me already have taken home. I swear upon the sparkling costumes of Abba to never, ever reveal the secrets of the instructions.'
Maybe you did not know this, but all Swedes must chant this three time, facing the polar circle, before entering any Ikea store. If not, the micro-chips installed in all Ikea furniture will be activated and they will attack... Well, that is actually classified information. Let's just say it is better for world peace that we Swedes do not forget to do it.
I am not that naive to think we have finally finished decorating our home, but it is kind of a big step to hang pictures that have been located in our closet for the last two years on the wall.
What is it about making a hole in the wall that makes me feel naughty?
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