Feb 23, 2012


First of all, do not try this at home, this is an extreme sport and done by a professional with years of experience. The blog 'A Kid From Grubbe' will take no responsibilities for any damages or injuries from trying this without previously having consulted your physician and lawyer.

Today, we will present how to get Miss Cupcake tired. Yes, if you thought that handling and controlling Hydrogen was risky, they have not come in contact with the highly electrical and durable, very durable, element 'Cupcakium'.

I repeat, please kids, do not try this at home.

1. You start by softening her up at Huntington Park playground. Never, and I say never, have her expect that this is only the first stop. 

Summer in the city... in February.

2. Get her into a car playing 'The Black Keys' until she falls asleep. Then stop at some mind easing place to stay in focus and refuel, and I am not talking about the car. This is going to be a long day. 

Lunch at Ocean Beach sponsored by Wholefoods

3. Have her wake up watching the ocean, like that she has no time to react and will only utter 'beach' before running for it. Be careful when removing her from the car, Cupcakium and gasoline is a dangerous mix. 

Getting ready for some beach action at Baker Beach

4. When she thinks it is time to go home, you mix her with water to take the edge off, for example at the California Academy of Science. She cannot resist the colorful fishes. 

'I'll take that one please'

After that, it is a piece of cake. Cupcake that is. Dinner, some cartoons, bathroom, some more cartoons, she tries to trick you by wanting to go to the bathroom again, you see through her bluf, some reading, waiting, singing and then, finally, she will go to sleep. At 7.30 p.m.  

I told you, durable, very durable. 

Only downside, Mr Daddy goes to sleep at 8.15 p.m. 

Not so durable. 

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