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1. Count to three. Going any further has a tendency to distract you from what you are supposed to do.
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1. Count to three. Going any further has a tendency to distract you from what you are supposed to do.
2. Don't fall off if someone from nowhere screams 'jump' and scares the shit out of you.
3. Don't listen to that someone urging you to jump. What, if all of your friends would jump off of a cliff, would you do the same? Eih, dad?!?
4. Bend your knees. This might not be heavy lifting, but the same theory applies, no?
5. Walk away like nothing. Yes, the jump was awesome. Yes, the landing was gracious. But you are just 'that' good.
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