How to raise a child

You can read books, check the Internet and talk to your parents about how to be a good parent. I just realized that it is all a waste of time. Why bother? The only thing I can do is to give up as you can surely understand that there is absolutely no way that I am possibly going to be able to say "no" to this little woman when she gives me this look with those eyes?!?

You want to get a tattoo and ride a camel through the dessert? Sure, sounds great!