Jun 11, 2011

Blomma means Flower

This blog is first and foremost a way to keep in touch with our family and friends, and also a diary that some day will be passed on to Miss Cupcake so she can say "Oh my god, what are you wearing dad?!?".

However we want to educate as well, we have taught you the Couch game and given you A Guide to the Playground. Today, we are touching upon a problem that you surely step across daily - how to steal flowers. No worries, we are here to help. Now, over to my assistant that will take you through the process.

1. Check that no one is watching

2. Check the quality, you don't want to come home with some low quality crap.

3. Make sure the flowers fit your outfit

4. Grab a flower that is at least double your size

5. If they catch you - ruuuuuuun!!!!!

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